> Does ennyone out thar knows whar ah can find a site thet tells yo' how t'translate redneck slang? ah have been tryin' fo' 2 days now, an' kin't find ennythin'. ah met this hyar guy online who is a REAL redneck an' haf been chattin' wif him, dawgone it. But ev'rytime he says sumpin, ah allus hafta ax him whut thet means. ah w'd like t'surprise him by talkin' like him an' t'be able t'unnerstan' him wifout havein' t'ax him ev'rytime t'translate it fo' me. Even tried th' booksto'e hyar an' they doesn't haf ennythin'. Please email me eff'n yo' knows of ennythin' ah can check out. Thank yo' Pansy, Git back t'th' RinkWawks main page an' look fo' th' Dialeckizer. It will translate into Redneck o' a number of other dialecks. Jest write whut yer hankerin' t'say, helter-skelter it through th' dialeckizer an' cut-an'-paste it into an email t'yo' friend, cuss it all t' tarnation. He'll nevah knows th' difference. Gimme a minute an' I'll demonstrate. Ebenezer

As you can see, it translated your message and my reply into gen-u-wine 14 caret Redneck. As you may have guessed, I live in Redneckland where I am sometimes known as "Ebenezer."
Have fun.
Howard