> > Wolf "or, Ig might be a dignified monocled GOBLIN!" spirit
>
> Madame, there is absolutely nothing dignified about any goblin. Goblins are the runts, the rat-spew, the pariahs of Orcish society. You impugne my honor by even suggesting such a thing...
>
> Gri"hopes he spelled 'impugne' right"shny

AWWWWWW. Dear Sir, most humbly doth I beg pardon, that I most uncouth should IMPUGN thine gracious honour. Pray tell, how shall I make redress? Here I sit, in mine sackcloth and ashes, fearfully a-waiting a word of candour.

(Immediately SEGUE to CLOSE SHOT of me yelling to husband through bathroom door)

Wolf: "Dave! Got a question for you! In your vast gaming experience, which type of creature characters are considered the pariahs, cowards, low-lifes and slimeballs of the fantasy world?"

Dave: "That would be ORCS!"

(CUT BACK to Wolf muttering, Wasn't exactly the answer I was led to expect at the moment... Man, Grishnakh'll surely turn me into toast now! Even if Tolkien DID impute that orcs and gobblies were basically the same blood, right?... Ack)

Wolf "hangs head and runs to hide" spirit