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> > > What town do you live in?
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> > I live a little way (about 15 minutes away) from Roseburg in what we locals call Hick Town.
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> > ~Den-"like that answered your question"Kara
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> I don't think the foreign exchange student from Switzerland counts as a local.
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> gab"defending my town"by


*laughin' hysterically* ah hadn't thunk of it thet way. Is it a joke o' whut? ah doesn't pow'ful unnerstan' whut makes our town "hickish." How menny varmints does yo' knows who hoof it to skoo ev'ry day dressed in full cowfella/cowgal attire? ah doesn't...yo' doesn't...mebbe it's all jest a hoomahless joke. It pow'ful hurts me, though, on account o' ah live hyar. This hyar has been mah home fo' years! YEARS ah say! Fry mah hide! They doesn't need t'put ME down fo' livin' in a small Oregon town, no suh. ah aim t'stan' up fo' this hyar town, too, an' ennyone who attempps t'stan' in mah way an' corntinues t'put down this hyar town is a-gonna hafta meet mah pathetically small an' wimpy fist! Fry mah hide! YEEHA! Fry mah hide!

~Den-"horeay fo' Th' Dialeckizer"Kara