This is is a sure sign that spring is here.
I took my long-sleeved winter shirt and cut the sleeves off. I made a pair of shorts out of the sleeves so now I can wear my short sleeve shirt with my shirt sleeve shorts. Don't try to say that too quickly.

Speaking of spring, do you know what a short-cut through the strawberry patch is called? I believe it's called a strawberry short cut.

Why doesn't anybody ever make a pineapple-down-side-up cake?
--from the twisted mind