> Of course, I'd just like to mention that without me, you wouldn't have BAM (and possibly no MAM without the proven format and inspiration), you wouldn't have IABBBBM, you wouldn't have "How to be Funny" (and probably not "How to be Romantic" either, since the former inspired the latter.) You wouldn't have about half of "Pea Soup for the Cynic's Soul," no "Filmmaker's Exam," no "Duel of the Ages" (and therefore no "Game of the Ages"). You'd also be missing about 10 guest reviews on At-A-Glance Film Reviews (which nobody pays attention to anyway, so no great loss) a handful of "I Think" and "Computer Stupidities" entries, and, MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL, NO DAVE'S SOMEWHAT COMPLETE SF/F WRITER'S INTERNET RESOURCES!!!! HORROR!! What would the RinkWorks readership do without THAT page? I shudder to think.
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> Anyway, considering all of that, I think I deserve to be billed as something more than just "That guy Dave." But since nobody besides you actually gets paid, how about "Sam and the RinkWorks Slaves?" ;-)
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> -- Dave

Huh. As an obviously abject and deservedly worthless slave, Dave -- (see, you actually TALKED BACK to him. BAD!) -- nonetheless, I am grudgingly forced to acknowledge a fairly significant list of major Rink™ contributions. In light of this frivolous fact, have you considered asking your Master, Stoddard, for an infinitesmal share in the future royalties That May Be? ;-)

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