> There should be a set of those springy snakes that you find in fake cans of nuts. That way, if it's one of those gritty futures where people have forgotten how to be funny, they can learn the elements of surprise humour first hand.
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> Tub"On second thought, make that a boxing glove on a spring"ba

No, a cream pie on a spring, the capsule would have to be hermetically sealed so it won't rot. A large supply of loose pies should also be included. The fundemental form of humor is, as is well known, a good pie fight.

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