I would say he's like the cupcake without the frosting, but I usually scrape the frosting off the cupcake before I eat it...so that wouldn't be a good metaphor, now would it? Rinkworks certainly wouldn't taste better without the frosting. Maybe it would be like the frosting without the cupcake...Hmmmm..

Anyway, with all this Sam-adulation, you'd think someone would've set up a Sam-shrine already. Sheesh! Say this ten times fast: Super Sam savors his Spam!