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> "Dave, you know what really gets my goat?"
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> "What?"
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> "Goat thieves!"
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> All completely dead-pan. What a cool guy.
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> Iss "or maybe he just surrounds himself with boring old fuddy-duddies like me so he'll *look* cool" achar

Goat thieves!!! I like your friend already!
Howard