> I would like to suggest the following possible solutions to the US presidential election fiasco:
> 1. Keep Clinton.
> 2. Let W serve two years and Al the next two.
> 3. Co-presidents
> 4. Dig up Nixon.
> 5. Hold new election with two new candidates.
> 6. Lock W and Al in a room with one knife.
> 7. Become an English colony and let Tony Blair run the country.
> 8. Throw out all of the votes that are questionable and see if anybody has one left.
> 9. Declare Florida a foreign country.
> 10.Annex Cuba and let them vote.
> 11. Give women an extra vote to make up for the one's they missed in 1900 and hold a new election. It might be good to give black people an extra one as well. Maybe two.
> 12. Move the voting age up or back a couple of years and vote again.
> 13. Grant statehood and reatroactive voting to Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands.
> 14. Raise Oregan's electorial count to 25.
> 15. Give it to Gerald Ford. He is the only one who has experience as an unelected president. Also he kept the country together when it was about to fall apart once before, so he could probably do this time.
>
> One more random, aimless thought:
> What would happen if Clinton resigned or croaked and Al became president?

How about we just declare Howard Pres. and be done with it. He would govern with Common Sense, honesty, and fairness. He has the kind of personality that Bush and Gore could only hope to have. I hereby nominate Howard for Pres. of these U S's of A (or at least of The United RinkWorkians of the World (URW)). Any seconds?

Drac "Sam, Stephen, Darien, SpeedBall, and anyone else would still hold their current titles, of course" imaS