> Did they tell you that I'm an old coot who looks like Crankshaft in the funny papers?
> Howard

They didn't tell me what you looked like (although your description did bring a smile to my face) and I don't think they actually said "old" at any point, although the "coot" part was implied frequently. I've gotta warn you-- I think Crankshaft is a lovable old coot... So far, though, you haven't appeared too "cootly" from what I've seen. Perhaps I should go read more archives... Either way, I'm glad to have you back. You seem to be the down-to-earth guy around here, which is good because I spend half my time with my head in the clouds... You can be the guy to tie anvils to my ankles.

Don "The Monkey'Looking forward to his first heavy-footed experience and rambling incoherently due to lack of sleep'man" Jackson