> I like to play the Sequel Game for fun now and then. I haven't done it for a while, and I don't think I've ever done it here, so here we go:
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> The object of the game is to think up titles for movie sequels that make one's stomach churn. What sequel would you absolutely dread seeing made?

Personally, I hope movie makers don't start making "What if...sequels." For example:
Titanic...What If
(What if they had missed the iceberg?)
Gone With the Wind...What If
(What if the Yankees had lost?)
You've Got Mail...What If
(What if they'd lived in different cities?)
Shakespeare In Love...What If
(What if she had really been a boy?)
Casablanca...What If
(What if she had dropped into somebody else's gin joint?)
The Old Man and the Sea...What If
(What if he didn't get a bite?)*

*It happens to me all the time.
--from the twisted mind