> >Grinshy, listening to you complain is decidedly a pleasure.

> >koala"so if I'm complaining about complainers, does that make me one too?"mom
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> Well, if listening to me complain is a pleasure...
>
> I hate it when I have to eat Chee-tos without a fork and my fingertips get all cheesy orange! What's up with people who don't use their traffic signals? It really annoys me when someone drinks all but the last milliliter of water in the pitcher and then doesn't refill it! I despise people who park their car so that it takes up two parking spaces! Tartar sauce is disgusting! Why do there have to be so many orange barrels on the highways these days? I hate junk emails that have an address that you can supposedly use to unsubscribe yourself from their list-those messages bounce every time! I'm really sick of having to take the garbage out every three days or so! The price of gasoline is too high! Why does everything that tastes good have to be bad for you? Whose stupid idea was it to dredge up a report about Bush's DUI arrest from 24 years ago 5 days before the election? $2.19 a pound for hamburger!!! I'm not paying that! Poopy diapers stink! I had to stay late at work last night; I HATE that! Double posting in RinkChat really BUGS me! I have too many bills to pay. And I can't find my toenail clippers.
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> Gri"I'm afraid it does"shny

Gah! I've created a monster! Let me rephrase that slightly...Listening to you complain is decidedly more of a pleasure than, uh, nuclear war.

koala"now go to your room"mom

P.S. You eat Chee-toes with a fork??? Isn't that on the list of "ten ways to spot a space alien amongst us?"

koala"worried"mom