> I would like to state that the management of this company wouldn't be able to find their own bottoms with both hands, but this is clearly not true. They *can* find their bottoms with both hands. The trouble is, to do so they require Basic_Anatomy.pdf, Instructions_Hands.doc, Example.doc, and fourteen revised versions of How_To_Find_Your_Bottom_With_Both_Hands.xls. There's nothing wrong with this company which numerous violent deaths wouldn't cure.

For me, the best part of this whole thing is considering it all (the bloated, useless speadsheet you're required to use and the ensuing chaos) in light of the company you work for. It just seems strikingly appropriate. :-}

Dar "If you've gotten a new job lately, then my joke will fall flat" ien