> The troll responds, "Silly rabbi! Kicks are for Trids!"

Alright, you asked for it.

A king, his page, and two knights were returning to his castle to gather more troops for a siege. Along the way, they ran into a field covered with hundreds of ten-foot tall yellow fingers. The king sent the first knight forward to investigate, and immediately the digits began flailing around, crushing the unfortunate man. The second knight, undaunted, ran in a moment later, and made it a full ten feet before meeting the same ghastly fate. Before the king could say a word, the page ambled forward, and for some reason the living forest did not destroy him. Eventually, he reached the castle and brought back the king's army, which razed the forest and proceeded to win the battle.

Some time later, the king asked his newest knight how he had accomplished such a feat. "Simple," the boy replied. "Everyone knows you let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers."