> > Heh. Quebec is ground zero for pie-throwing in North America. We have a loosely 'professional' association of pie-throwers (they're self-described as anarchist 'entartistes') who specialize in cream-whipping pompous pols and business leaders.
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> > They maintain all citizens have the right to pie.
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> I wouldn't say that I have the right to pie you or your friend or the PM.
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> Oh, if it's a cream pie, it won't do a lot of damage, probably just a cleaning bill that they can afford. But wait a minute, what if the 'victim' is allergic to some ingredient in the pie and goes into analphalactic shock because of an allergic reaction? Gee. Hadn't thought of that before. Oh, and I guess the results would be disastrous if someone decided to put razor blades in a cherry pie.

That would be the pits.

> But no one does that, do they? We're a civilized people, after all, and we'd never use anything stronger then a merangue.

And certainly no arsenic pies...

> Wormwood

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