> > > > Have the authorities dealt out any sort of punishment to this person? That is, assuming they have been identified.
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> > > They know his voice and I think they have a few leads on tracking him down. He'll certainly be prosecuted if they find him, but I haven't heard how far along they are with that.
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> > He should deffinitly be prosecuted. Throw the book at him I say. Then find a bigger book and throw that one too. Maybe a dictionary or three, those are pretty hefty.
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> The encyclopędia. All the volumes. The Strong's Exhaustive Concordance. The Nave's Topical... whatchamacallit. The Jacksonville and NYC phone books.
>

Just plain "Nave's Topical Bible" -- although in this case, we'll rechristen it the "Knave's Topical Bible", and inscribe it thusly: "Thou shalt not be a total jerkface."

Other good, hefty, throwin' books to have on hand for the occasion:

_A Greek-English Lexicon of the New Testament and Other Early Christian Literature_ by Bauer, Arndt & Gingrich

_The Lord of the Rings_, single volume edition, by J.R.R. Tolkein

_How to Cook Everything_, by Bittman

_The Wheel of Time_, boxed set, by Jordan & rabid fans

_Roget's Unabridged Thesaurus_, by Roget, I guess

_The Golden Bough_, by Frazer

_How to Play Every Frank Zappa Song Ever Written_, by some author I made up

And, of course:

_The Complete Idiot's Guide to not Being a Total Jerkface_, by Brunnen-G

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