> Just a stupid question here, and I have no idea how to word it...
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> Hmm...okay, does anyone know the name of the man who talks about the movies advertised before the feature presentation in theaters? (See what I mean? That made no sense.) It's always the same guy and he's like the Stonehenge of the human race...or something like that. Seriously, think about it. People have ideas about who he is, but no one knows what his true purpose is. *Twilight Zone music*
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> ~Den-"I'm probably more confused than you are"Kara

I know who you're talking about. It's ALWAYS the same guy, unless it's a Disney movie being advertised, in which case you get a different guy, who always does the Disney movie previews.

Along the same vein, who is the woman who politely informs you that the number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service and then suggests that you check your number and try again? It's been KILLING me! Who is that woman?

-eric "I must know" sleator
Sun 15 Oct A.D. 2000