>
> I like your striped shirt and your hat, but the
red thing has to go. Who is that with your wife?
> Howard

Aaawww... but the red thing matches my eyes; it's
all about coordination, ya know. The guy with my
wife?? That would .. um...be... a cardboard
cutout. He was standing in the doorway of Planet
Hollywood holding coupons for a free car wash with
every third lube job. Since we didn't have a car
with us, we just took the handsome fellow.

Tra "If I tried to 'drive' a gondola, I'd surely
end up in the water" nio