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Re: Marmite? AAAARGGH!
Posted By: Brunnen-G, on host 203.96.111.200
Date: Tuesday, October 10, 2000, at 13:54:37
In Reply To: Re: Marmite? posted by Chrico on Tuesday, October 10, 2000, at 13:18:17:

> > Marmite?
> > "Drink a cup of marmite while you eat your tea."
> > Marmite? I wonder if it's like anthercite?
> > Howard
>
> Marmite is a yeast spread which looks, smells ans tastes exactly like molten tar. You spread it on toast and then get it stuck to the roof of your mouth.
>
> Their slogan is "You either love it or hate it". I have to go for the latter option
>
> Chr"Insert quote here"ico

Howard, it's *exactly* like anthracite, in the sense of being something you wouldn't deliberately eat even if you were starving to death in a desert. I'm not sure whether it was us or the Aussies who invented it. Vegemite is another brand of the same stuff. I'm not sure how you could drink a cup of it, it's a sandwich spread as Chrico says, but people who eat Marmite are capable of any atrocity.

Brunnen-"yum, fermented vegetable-based yeast extract, hold me back"G

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