> > > > > > So, anyone wanna share some possibly embarrassing mishearings from their favorite songs in this thread?

Not just songs. My favorites are from small children who say things like "Give us this day our jelly bread." "And to the republic for witch it stands." "Oh say, can you see by the dawn's early bright, what so proudly we fail..."
My own kids always called a quart, a kort and one of them called the air conditioner the dishenicker. My kid sister use "are" and "or" interchangeably. Maybe adults don't always speak as plainly as they should.
Howard