> Here's one from my old job:
>
> This Saturday,January 22,8:00 AM, a Cleaning Service will be cleaning our carpets. This cleaning will ONLY be in the hallways and common areas. You are not required to move/do anything in your area.
>
> This was actually for our Austin office (I am 200 miles away in Dallas), but I took the advice and did nothing anyway.
>
> Kel"old job=3 hours a day on RinkChat, new job=zip, zero, nada hours on RinkChat"ly

One year at Texas A&M University, there was a memo from the custodial staff on the bulliten boards. Apparently, they were trying out some new bathroom cleaner that smelt like urine. Really.

I think they just decided to stop cleaning.

-Faux "should've sent that in to Dave Barry" Pas