Wow. I had no idea that so many people on Rinkworks were so chronologically advanced. Why is everyone old but me? It's so unfair. I've been trying to get older for fourteen years, and I'm still six! How do you explain that? Anyway, you can't judge someone by their age. Especially on the internet.

Webmaster "Everyone-else-gets-to-be-old-it's-not- fair" Brian

PS. Aren't you people too old to enjoy a site like Rinkworks?