I guess it's time to confess that I am a best-selling author. I don't write books. I write tapes. My first best seller was called "Police Line, Do Not Cross." I had it printed on yellow plastic tape and sold it by the roll. It was such a big hit, I wrote a sequel called "Fire Line, Do Not Cross," on yellow or orange, and it's selling almost as well as my first tape. Just recently, I released "Caution, Caution, Caution, Caution" which is available on yellow, blue, or orange plastic tape. I think it's going to be another big seller. Future plans call for "Line in Sand, Do Not Cross," which should be a big seller in the Middle East. Still in the thinking-about-it stage is "Look But Don't Touch," for use at antique auto and antique motor scooter shows. I'm thinking of having it printed on plastic tape of various colors such as Cushman Red, Model T Black, and Cadillac Pink. Other possible topics include "Caution, High Water," for flood prone areas, and "Fault Line, Look Before You Leap," for use in California. And wait until you see my magenta and yellow tapes called, "Radiation Hazard, You Will Be Fried If You Cross." I expect big orders from Oak Ridge and Los Alamos.
How"sorry, no signed first editions"ard