> Dogs? Cats? Fish? Iguanas? Chinchillas? What do we have for pet people here?

I have a pet aardvark. No, actually, that's a lie. All of my pets are lies. I'm a lie rancher. I just got a new lie cub the other day - his name is Bob. The cutest little thing you ever did see - orange stripes 'n' everything. Little ring tail...

I don't know where that came from. I just really felt like saying that. As a matter of fact, I don't have any pets (we're not allowed to have pets here), though my family does have a cat (orange stripes 'n' everything. Little ring tail...), and I grew up around cats and dogs all the time. I remember one dog we had - a husky. She was practically a wolf. Excellent protector and a wonderful pet.

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