I had to get some passport photos today, so I did my best to look conscious and flesh-coloured and went to the nearest booth.

It turned out to be a fancy new teck-no-logical thingies, with the ability to access the internet. When faced with the possibility of making a forum post from a photo booth, how could I resist?

I couldn't. I had my photo taken, and took to the net to pass the development time. Or at least, I tried to. I gave it £1 (About $1.50, I think), and clicked Connect. It thought about it, and then said that it was very sorry and I couldn't connect at this time. I didn't get a refund. BT, if you're reading this, you owe me £1.

That's not all, though... it crashed. The cursor blinked off and came back as the default Windows one, and the whole thing stopped responding. I laughed myself silly. If I had recieved "This program has performed an illegal operaton", or better yet, the Blue Screen Of Death, I probably would have died. So I picked up the malformations of my image they call "passport photos", and got some very funny looks when I left.

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