> Fat-guy tee shirts:
> One size doesn't fit all.
> Big is beautiful.
> Before
> Pound for pound, I fly cheaper than you.
> Food chain stops here.
>
> picture/caption:
> Grinning bulldog/Here, kitty kitty.
> Vintage Chevy/Blonde Ford Collectors Club
> Old coot/Give me the senior citizen's discount.
> Sad faced child/I had a great vacation in Hawaii, but now I have to go back to school.
>
> No picture:
> What's Underneath? (A movie title?)
> Social Security 2059 (child's size)
> UNEMPLOYED-And loving it!
> Will work for beer.

The best T-shirt I ever saw had a croc eating a turtle and had the caption' "Teenage Mutant Ninja Crocodiles eat turtles for breakfast!"