> > Two blonds are walking down the street and one of them says, "Is that a dead bird?"
> > The other one looks up into the sky and says, "Where?"
> > Howard
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> A blonde girl is walking along the road and comes to these railroad tracks. She sees a brunette standing on the tracks and hears her saying,"28, 28, 28". So the blonde stands with her and starts saying "28, 28, 28". Then a train comes speedign up the tracks and the brunette gets out of the way in time, but the blonde kept standing there saying "28.." so she got hit. The brunette gets back on the tracks and says,"29,29,29..."
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> Rand"gosh that was long"yk


A blonde is driving along the road when she sees another blonde out in the middle of a corn field rowing a boat. She stops the car and yells "You dumb blonde! It's people like you that reinforce the stereotype that blondes are dumb! I'd come out there and kick your butt if I could swim!"