> And all this time I thought it was the Right to Arm Bears. I thought it was a little silly, since they don't even have opposable thumbs.
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> Ha ha! Old joke! I love it! I slay myself!
>
> -- Dave

Well, see, Dave, if there were proper bad joke control measures in place, nobody would let you have one to slay yourself with in the first place and this problem would be averted! :-) Well, of course, there are the outlaws who'll go around with unlicensed bad jokes, and perhaps even ::shudder:: assault (wea)puns...

-Fob"ducking the impending barrage of overripe tomatoes - items of produce are exempt, perhaps unjustifiably, from assault weapons legislation"ulis