I was there
Howard, on host 209.86.36.215
Tuesday, August 15, 2000, at 17:23:27
I, too, enjoyed the RinkWorks convention and they didn't even know that I was there! As a master of disguise, I was able to mingle without being detected. I blew up the balloons, I filled the pitchers with water, I even bribed the doorman into letting me use his uniform. Yes, that was me saying "Good morning, Mr. Stoddard," and "Amazing! That car never ages!" I was there at the Lincoln Memorial and the Smithsonian. I was in the line at the Washington Monument and I was sitting there cooling my feet in the reflecting pool. And that statue at the Viet Nam Memorial. Did you notice that one of the soldiers was real? It took forever to remove all that bronze paint, but it was worth it. I was made up like a Hawaiian tourist standing there in the capitol looking at King Kamehameha's statue. But the really fun part was being dressed up like a cop and stopping law-breaking red light runners! Don't you just love conventions!! How"in spirit"ard
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