> I think it would be funny to hook Dave up to a
>car battery. It would make me laugh, and
>scientific studies have shown that laughter is
>good for you. Therefore, Dave fries!
>

Doesn't work that way. The cat has no rights, therefore I can do as I please to it. I, on the other hand, have rights, so you can't fry me--unless you want to fry yourself later.

-- Dave