I heard that one of the presidential candidates picked a Jew to run for vice-president. Is that kosher?

I think a Jewish vice-president might be a good idea. Especially if kosher food catches on like Mexican food did.

And what could be more American than a guy named Joe who smiles a lot? But does he speak Spanish?

Did you notice that "K" (for kosher) in the subject line?

Okay, I promise, no more political quips until after the election. Would I lie to you?
Howard