> And did you know that if you close the closet, it makes a great hiding place for psychos, but if you leave the closet open, they can hide behind the door? Unless it's a sliding door.
> Speaking of sliding closet doors; did you know that if you watch them after the light goes out, sometimes you can see them move? Not much, just a little. Check it out tonight.

Also, if you leave the closet door open, you will see tiny glowing eyes that could only belong to the most ravenous beast known to man. And if you listen hard enough, you will hear its soft growls, waiting eagerly for you to fall asleep.
Moral to be learned: board up all your closets. Just hang your clothes on a lamp or somethin'.

Charon