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Re: My dog's antics
Posted By: eric sleator, on host 205.188.200.137
Date: Monday, July 17, 2000, at 20:32:56
In Reply To: My dog's antics posted by Help on Monday, July 17, 2000, at 14:06:47:

> If you are a dog owner you'll understand this, then again mabey you won't.
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> Antics concerining walks:
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> My dog,Blackie, likes to pull and if he sees a rabbit, he'll drag you halfway arcross the county before he gives up.
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> He likes to stop right in the middle of the road if there's a car coming.
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> He also likes to stop and lick trees.
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> Antics concering food & water:
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> He bites at the water, instead of lapping.
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> He thinks every morsal of food is for his cunsumtion.
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> And he never catches treats in his mouth, they always bounce off his teeth.
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> And thats all I can think of, but there sure is more wierd stuff that he does.
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> He"Umm, I have no clue what to write here"lp

Yeah, dogs are schmucks. That's why we have cats. They're entertaining, but they're not stupid. Watching them bat around and eventually kill a sock is loads of fun. Oh, wait, that is kind of a stupid thing for them to do. Oh well.

-eric "all animals are stupid, and a vast majority of people, too" sleator
Mon 17 Jul A.D. 2000