> Oh -- you mean you're lying on stairs with your clothes *ON*???! You'll NEVER get enough friction between you and the stairs to stay in place *that* way!!
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> ',;-1
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> Iss "messin' wit'cha" achar

Issy. I...uh, I see. Come next year, guess who's getting a brand-new butt-floss bikini for his birthday?

Sorry, couldn't resist! ;^I Really. It just hit me as I was curled up in the prescribed X,X+2,X-1 stair-laying technique that *ahem* experienced stairmeisters use. I discovered I keep my hands neatly folded on stair X+1, too.