> Is there anything more disappointing than spending a good five minutes unpeeling a large, luscious-looking orange, carefully removing all the rind, and then biting into it and discovering that it tastes like crap?
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> I don't think so, but maybe that's because it's so fresh in my mind. :(
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> Gri"Did Ellmyruh put arsenic in the oranges before they shipped them from California?"shny

No, she didn't. But her lifetime supply of arsenic should be arriving any day now. (Unless her source from eBay doesn't follow through with the order.)