> > > > Greetings, fellow RinkWorkers...It has been only months since my first entry into the ranks of the few, the proud, and the Rink. So it comes time for me to make the obligatory first posting to the message forum. However, when I tried to get a perspective on the site, I realized how vast it was and had to run and cry on Ellmyruh's shoulder. :) Fortunately, I have overcome my fear and made my first post. Voila (French: literally, "I have a posting!")!
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> > > > Cor"had nothing of substance to say but had to break in somehow"rino
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> > > Welcome! Take a seat! Have a glass of Rink-aid, or some Rink-cookies!
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> > > Jimmy O"welcoming commitee"f York
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> > Welcome aboard, Corino! Feel free to eat Jimmy's cookies...mine are the only ones you need to worry about. Beware: You will now become very addicted to RinkWorks, if you haven't already done so. You just might even have Rink-related dreams. Those are quite interesting, let me tell you.
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> > Ell"I'll finish reading the old posts one of these days"myruh
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> After you've made a small plethora of posts and you've explained a great many details about your life to the entire world, you'll find that as you think about an idea, any idea, you'll actually being phrasing it in your head as if you're writing it down for everyone to read. It's a side effect; you'll get used to it. Other side effects may include dry mouth, hair loss, unexplained weight gain, night sweats, insomnia, narcolepsy, carpel-tunnel syndrome, bloating, diarrhea, doing bad Elvis impersonations, arguing about which soda is the best, seeing in infrared, paranoia, gettin' jiggy with it, body hair, livin' la vida loca, constipation, elevated blood pressure, wanting to work for Bill Gates, skin irritation, hemophelia, acne, night vision, lock jaw, using the force, swelling, gout, and singing like Ethel Merman to name a few.
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> Tra "oh, yeah.... welcome" nio

Dontforgetbeingabletoreadthingslikethis, and being
sdrawkcab daer ot elba. Not to mention recognizing the supreme ruler, knowing the origins of every Rinkworkians screen name, understanding the difference in Smarties candies and acquiring a never before held appreciation for Motor Scooters.

Drac "Things like this don't happen just anywhere" imaS