> My friends and I had a fun time with fire works today. We put colored smoke bombs in a glass bottle and the inside turned black.
> then we were walking back from the fireworks stand when we saw an action figure. We strapped the action figure to some cracklers and lit those off. Then we stuck him in a tube coming out of the ground, dropped 2 smoke bombs in, and checked on him an hour later. He was stained blue.

When I was little younger than you (probably nine years old), I once built a small "stove" out of some spare bricks out behind our toolshed, and used it to "torture" one of my G.I. Joe action figures. Snake-Eyes, I believe it was. Pretty much melted his legs off. After that, he was always the one who got caught in the "explosion" and had the "war wounds"! What fun!

Gri"sly deaths were my specialty! Oh no! We're gonna cra"sh(ny)