> > "Who's giving a party?" and he replied, "Ann Dye and Diane Dye."
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> I told this story (which, by the way, I enjoyed thoroughly) to a friend of mine, and she liked it but thought it would have been funnier had your friend been giving the party, as well. His response then would have been "Ann Dye and Diane Dye and I."
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> Dar "That than which nothing more rediculous can be conceived" ien
But the catch is:
It's a true story. That's what he really said.
(But I like your friend's version, too.)
Howard