> A fascinating news story I read this morning:
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> Toaster Mugger Sought by Police
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> COVENTRY, ENGLAND --In this English town 95 miles northwest of London, authorities are seeking for a toaster-wielding robber.
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> On Thursday evening, a 21-year old man told police that a mugger attacked him, threatening to strike him with a strange weapon--a toaster--if he did not hand over his valuables. The perpetrator bit the man's hand, and got away carrying $18 in loot and a gold chain worth approximately $75.
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> Gri"m news. I must go guard my ca"sh(ny)

We're a weird bunch here in England aren't we?

It's probably because nobody is allowed to own handguns so we have to resort to other means. I will now be on the lookout for people coming towards me carrying any household appliances. It also puts me in mind to purchase a home-defence coffee percolator.

I wonder though, did the criminal intend to hold the toaster like a club, or swing it like a bolass on the end of its power cord? I may resort to carrying a can-opener around with me. Quicker than a toaster and more easily concealed!

Bea 'ting someone up with a toaster? Well, it stops it from going ru' sty