> > Bea 'as pleasant as you can to the pigs in the' sty
>
> Now THAT was a creative signature! Can you do one with my name?
>
> Ell "Emm, enn, oh, pea, que" r (uh)

OK let's see now...

Ellmy 'type of tree said the Croatian mr' Ruh

or

Ellm ' or do you do navigation better? Lieutenant' yruh

Am I scraping the bottom of the barrel yet?

Bea 'long to yourself or lack' sty(le)