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Re: About the small bugs (thought #138)
Posted By: Wolfspirit, on host 206.47.244.90
Date: Saturday, June 24, 2000, at 19:03:12
In Reply To: Re: About the small bugs (thought #138) posted by Sam on Monday, June 19, 2000, at 11:07:11:

> > "How did they survive before they had book pages to walk across?"
> >
> > Er... Sam: What did you do to it when it walked across your book?
> >
> > I think they survive because they don't walk across book pages all the time
> > getting smooshed by cruel people like you.
> >
> > Trav"friend of all gunk encapsulated human life forces"holt.
>
> For the record, the narrator of "I Think" is not me.
>
> But I smoosh them, too. Bugs do not trespass in my home and live to tell about it.

Sam -- Way to go! I Think #138 (hereafter known as the "gunk-encapsulated human life force hypothesis") is a highly novel postulate for Reverse Voodoo Reincarnation. I think you ought to write it up and publish it in "Nature", post haste. Aaaaaand congratulations on sucessfully channeling *the* one-and-only Snook Draddots, to write up your wonderful "I Think" pronouncements. Maybe next time you could try channeling St. Francis of Assisi, of the birds and the bees, and show us the true face of divine tolerance in truly loving thy bug enemies.

Wolf "Of all creatures on earth, whose vast numbers God has blessed: the insects are the ones who by far lead the rest :-)" spirit