A few days ago while I was eating sushi and reading the paper, I saw a mention of RinkWorks, specifically the Dialectizer. Just thought you'd all like to know. As usual, it gave good reviews of the dialectizer, calling it funny, I think.

I can't really remember, because I ate a lot of sushi.

On another note, it appears said paper isn't totally ignorant.

Worm"My train of thought jumped the tracks"wood