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Re: One of the Most Difficult Tasks Ever Attempted by Man
Jimmy Of York, on host 204.215.202.157
Saturday, June 10, 2000, at 14:02:08
Re: One of the Most Difficult Tasks Ever Attempted by Man posted by Dracimas on Wednesday, June 7, 2000, at 06:45:45:
> > > Giving medicine to an infant.
> > >
> > > Gri"The Official RinkBaby is Now Wearing His Cold Medicine"shny
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> > List of things more difficult than giving medicine to an infant:
> > 1. Giving medicine to a 2-year-old who has had medicine before.
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> > 2. Giving medicine to a cat.
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> > 3. Giving medicine to an old coot who has read about the side effects.
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> > 4. Giving medicine to a pit viper.
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> > 5. Convincing child under age six that medicine is good for him.
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> 6. Convincing a child *over* six that medicine is good for him.
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> 7. Giving medicine to me.
8. Convincing me that icecream is bad for me.
9. Thinking of something harder than convincing me that icecream is bad for me.
10. I don't know what it is, but I pity anyone who has to do it.
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