> I plan on having several divorces. I mean, look at the statistics. All really
> successful people have had several marriages. I want to be really successful.
> Ergo, I will have several divorces. It all makes sense to me.

You don't need to go through something as drastic as a divorce to have several marriages.
Some of the most successful people in history had spouses who died at a tragically early age.

Pa"one advantage of this method is that you're more likely to be a *rich* successful person"ul