> > > > > When did a Renault become a Reno?
> > > > > When did a Chevrolet become a Chevrolay?
> > > > > When did a Volkswagen become a Volkswaggon?
> > > > > When did a Saab become a Sob?
> > > > > When did a Porche become a Por-shhhhh?
> > > > >
> > > > > If Chrysler likes to name their cars after clouds, why don't they have one called Cumulo nimbus?
> > > > > After all, they have one called Neon. Ain't that a gas!
> > > > > Howard
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> > > >
> > > > I distinctly remember having an argument with my second grade teacher, Mrs. Damschroeder, about whether my parents drove a ChevroLET or a ChevroLAY. I had the spelling, but she had the pronounciation.
> > > >
> > > > Mou'now her name was a whole different story'sie
> > >
> > > I had a teacher whose name was Pendelton. She had a highpitched voice so we called her Penedlingting. Not to her face. That was first grade!
> > > Howard
> >
> > So what did the kids call you?
>
> The first year I taught, I was 24. Before the year was over, they were calling me "Old Man Murrill." Seventh graders aren't as clever as they think.
> Howard

So true. I had a teacher back in fifth grade (and then again in the eighth) who was *maybe* five feet tall if her hair was poofed up. We commonly referred to her as "Shorty" or "Short stuff". At the time we thought we were terribly creative, and the first to do so. Duuuuuhhhhh.

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