which is a prescription allergy med. . . They came out with the drug, and the first commercial for it showed some guy windsurfing through a wheat field. That's all it showed. then they flashed the name of the drug. And the commercial was over. Nothing but windsurfing and the word "Claritin."

Now, I'd never heard of this before, but the guy was wearing glasses so i thought maybe they were advertising some new super-clear lens technology or something. Or maybe a special surfboard wax that's more of a mirror finish. . . It took me over a year before I found out what the devil Claritin actually was!