Walk into a pet shop with kitchen utensils and an apron while licking your lips.

Put a can of pop into a pop machine and (with sleight of hand) pull change out of the coin slot.

Tie a loop of string around your waist and a pole and run around it in circles panting like a dog.

Ask people if they have change for a five, and if they do then say "That's good then" and walk away.

Sit on a bench and point at people walking by.

Stand outside the elevator when people go in and race up the stairs so they see you when they get out.

Sit in a large circle and pick the ear of the person to your right.

Take a dog out to the park and make him fetch a large stone while observers are watching.

Walk up to the counter at an ice cream store, do that trick where you pull off your thumb a couple times, and say, "Can I have some ice cream for free now?"

Photograph the same section of sidewalk repeatedly.


...This is why you don't ask me for advice. =)