> > Question: what's the best fortune you've ever gotten from a fortune cookie?
>
> I can't answer that, because I don't remember any of the fortunes I've had.
> However, I was there when someone I knew broke open a cookie and pulled out the following:
>
> IF YOU THINK WE GOING TO TRY FIT YOUR FUTURE ON THIS SMALL PIECE PAPER, YOU CRAZY

I went to a restaurant once where we found fortunes such as this:

"Do not partake of the shrimp egg rolls."

O_o

(Little LATE for that by the time you get around to the cookies, dontchathink?)