A stupid ad that I have been seeing recently involves four people, a vehicle, four full-to-the-brim cups of hot coffee, and railroad tracks. The reason the ad is stupid, even though it does get the point across (that the vehicle has really good shocks or something) is that the only word that is ever said in the ad is "dude." Or d00d if you prefer.
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I know I've already mentioned this one, but here goes...

Okay. This truck drives out to the middle of a bridge while the announcer talks about its features. It stops in the middle, and the bridge starts to break all around it. The commercial stops before the truck hits the water.

WHAT?!? I don't want a truck that breaks supposedly sturdy bridges! If I wanted to break bridges, I wouldn't want to break bridges by *parking* on them; that's just silly.

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