> > > > Actually, now that I think about it, I think RinkWorks should take over the press. We'd own everything. We've already gone global, we're already an e-business, and, gosh darn it, we care. We'll bring you the news you want to know. We are a wonderful cross-section of modern citizenry and decency (except Blood Drops and Darius. They can do the sports updates, though...). Sam, Dave, Howard, and Brunnen-G should do the basics, while I could report on weird news, unipeg
> > >
> > > and Nyperold
> > >
> > > > could do religion, and Liface...well, he'd be the weatherman.
> > >
> > > > -eric "Rink-TV!" sleator
> > > > Sun 9 Apr A.D. 2000
> > >
> > > Nyperold
> > > 4 Abib 5760
> >
> > Hrm. Well since all the *good* jobs are taken, I'll be the person in charge of running stories on cute little kitty cats who play with balls of yarn and stuff like that.
> >
> > M"Hey it's either that or be the boom mike person"el
>
> Well, the rest of us will need to be the field reporters. Bringing the "late breaking" reports.
>
> Drac "Dan RatherNOT" imas

Hey! I don't ressemble that remark!

I'll be the the mysterious, shadowy, behind-the-scenes Powerhouse, responsible for advertising revenue and for bringing in the huge corporate mega-sponsors, who'll underwrite those minor niggling details such as studio space, broadcast licenses, equipment, and salaries.

In the new world order, Nyperold and Darien get promoted to Day and Night Operations Managers, respectively. Sam is thus freed to have complete control over Creative Direction.

Brunnen-G gains final veto over the instant sci-fi replays. Dave gets a lead promotion to the SWAT team. Stephen is Toons Programming manager, but fights with Minamoon over producing "Princess MonoMars". Tranio is NOT permitted to play the Six Million Dollar Man, but he does throw Joe Eszterhas out the front, and slams the doors shut. Dave does another 500 degree spin in his SWAT Studebaker, before roaring out the front in a shower of glass and running over Eszterhas again.

Grishny and unipeg unilaterally decide to move the "Echoes of the Spirit" lineup over to a Talk Show Radio format, where reception is found to be more powerful.